Genuinely absurd that a guy who doesn't know what magical realism is thinks he has a greater understanding of a work of fiction than a bunch of ga🎶y bookish nerds.

Imagine being arroga♋nt enough to think that your head canon is the one true e💙nding when a) their chosen ending isn't even the canonical ending according to any of the sequels and b) the endings of the first game were intentionally vague because again it's magical realism, it's meant to be open for interpretation.