Genui🐠nely absurd that a guꦬy who doesn't know what magical realism is thinks he has a greater understanding of a work of fiction than a bunch of gay bookish nerds.

Imagine being arrogant enough to think that your head canon is the one true ending when a) their chosen ending isn't even the canonical ending according to any of the sequels and b) the endings of the first game were intentio⛦nally vague because again it's magical realism, it's meant to be open for interpretation.