That's it!? The rather grandiose title led me to believe some (at least a few) grander insights as to the kinds of things gamers take for granted would be revealed, such as perhaps why, at this point in FPS evolution, for example, most of us wouldn't know quite what to🍬 do if various horrible things, from headcrabs to Nosalises to faster-than-lightspeed zombies, weren't suddenly and totally unbelievably attacking us out of nowhere, but instead we get a short piece about yellow paint clues without even mentioning painted-on arrow clues.

What a disappointment.