Most people have had that one roommate that they, quite simply, cannot stand. It's not always even that the roommate has done anything particularly wrong; sometimes people simply do not vibꦛe with each other. And forcing two people who do not vibe together to live with each other is a recipe for two deeply unhappy people.

Rather than the deeply boring job of finding real people we don't think we could possibly remain roommates with, we've decided to focus 🌃our dislikes on individuals who do not exist. There are many video game characters that might be fine in any other situation, but living with them? We'll pass.

8 Mario

The Guy Won't Leave The Bathroom

Mario might be handy in the Mushroom Kingdom, but here in the world I occupy, living with him would b🐻e an absolute nuisance. First, he disappears for long stretches of time. Does he cover his own part of the rent during this time? Unless that rent is coming in floating coins that have no discernable value, no.

But of all the places to disappear to, he disappear💙s into the bathroom. Is it occupied? Isn't it? How many knocks do I need to give before I know he's off committing cartoon violence to Koopas? Not to mention: what happens if he comes back through the pipes, and I'm in the bathroom?

7 Tom Nook

Never Live With Your Landlord

Tom Nook might look disarming with his patterned shirt and his too-good-to-be-truꦑe offers, but don't let him get too close. Soon enough, you're going to owe him hundreds of thousands of dollars, and he is going to have you und꧙er a watchful eye.

The only way to make this situation worse is to live with him. Who wants to live with their landlord? Every single decision that𒐪 you make is going to be under scrutiny; every meal, every night out, every dollar spent.

6 Trevor

You Already Know It's Not A Good Idea

Most characters in this list need a little explanation when it comes to why they might make a terrible roommate. This is ♏not the case with Trevor, at least not for anybody who's played Grand Theft Auto 5.

Just look at his eyes. He has bad guy eyes.

I cannot imagine the horrors you would come home to if Trevor happened to be your roommate. More than likely, you'd be safe from Trevor's escapades, at least in terms of living an𓆉d dying. He needs you for rent, after all. But that doesn't mean you won't accidentally become an accomplice.

5 Doom Guy

It's Not All Doom And Gloom

D💖oom Guy might not be inherently bad; afꦗter all, the guy kills demons. That's about as cut-and-dry as you can get, apart from B.J. Blazkowicz. Doom Guy knows his purpose, and he knows how to go about accomplishing that.

The only issue is that it seems like Doom Guy has one tool in his toolbox, and that tool is startling displays of hyper-violence. Sure, that's useful when you're up against an army from Hell. But when someone forgets to rinse the plates before they 🧸put them in the dishwasher? Let's take 𒈔it down a notch, big guy.

4 Rabbids

I Need No Part Of Their Shenanigans

My only exper🔴ience with the Rabbids is in the astonishingly good Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle (and the slightly less good sequel). While the Rabbids are shockingly enjoyable additions to the Mario world, in the ꦏMushroom Kingdom they can stay.

I've seen the havoc these things can accidentally wreak in a world of mostly harmless pleasantries. I don't need to see the havoc they'll wreak in a place that has a microwave and a garbagꦦe disposal.

3 Caveira

Corner Peeking In My Own Home

Rainbow Six Siege has a lot of characters, but for the most part, they seem just like regular, n♈ormal people. They have things they like and dislike, relatively normal personalities, and occasionally, some pretty cool outfits.

So, this is not to say 🎃that Caveira would intentionally be a bad roommate. But, if I wake up late at night and need to head into a dark hal꧑lway, but I turn a corner and see Caveira coming towards me, I might have a heart attack and perish.

2 Die Hardman ♎

I Already Checked My Mail, Die Hardman

I've always had a great time with Death Stranding. Or, I've always had a great time with most of Death Stranding, with the exception being Die Hardman. For the most part, Die Hardman is🌌 fine. He's an interesting character; well-acted, and well-written.

But I used to keep a running💫 tally of how many times he told me to check my mail, immediately after I checked my mail. Eventually, it seemed unimportant to keep counting, because it was clear he was going to keep doing it until the end of time. I can imagine this extends to other parts of Die Hardman's life, too.

"Sam, I see you've just done the trꦿash. I just wanted to remind you that it's your turn to take out th🐲e trash today. Also, it's important to check your mail. Especially the mail with a yellow subject line. Keep up the good work, Sam."

1 GLaDOS

This Isn't The Time For Puzzles

GLaDOS is one of the most iconic video game antagonists of the 2000s, and 🔯for good reason. She's a part of a beloved game, and is generally quite funny (albeit quite deadly, too). While she's an important part of a couple of very fun games, it would be much, much less fun to have to share a liv♋ing space with her.

I imagine, at some point, you'd wake up to find your room is slightly different. Some deadly trap h🥃as been installed near the doorway, and the floor appears to have some kind of pressure switch. GLaDOS🙈 pokes her head in with some snide comment, and you realize you're going to have to solve this puzzle in order to go make coffee.

The problem being, no puzzle is going to be solved if I havඣe no💎t had coffee. Thus, I would be doomed.