Whit♏e Lotus is a fantastic show for so many reasons. It ꦓasks great questions, has complex, dynamic characters, and the filming is next level. The writing on top of it all is succinct and often times very profound and insightful.

Given the level that the writing is at, it's nearly impossible to pick the best or funniest quotes. , White Lotus is about identity and desire, and𒅌 our list tries to encompass what makes this show so memorable. Some of the bigger themes and reflections are on display through the characters' words and conversations with each other, so this show has many memorable quotes.

10 "They Wanna Be The Only Child. The Special, Chosen Baby Child Of The Hotel. And We Are Their Mean Mummies, Denying Them Their Pineapple Room." - Armond ⭕ ﷺ

Season 1, Episode 1

This show invites many interesting🍒 personalities to luxurious places, and workers at the hotel have the ov𝔉erwhelming privilege of serving them. It's their dream to be doing this work, and everyone visiting the hotels is definitely chill, and not overbearing at all.

Actually, this show sort of revolves around how annoying many of the guests can act, and how demanding they are. In the first episode, there is a feud between one of the guests, Shane, and the Hotel Manager, Armond, surrounding a booking oversight. Armond made a mistake, and in the beginning he doesn't want to admit it; however, it becomes Shane's mission🌃 to make him understand his error. So the Pineapple Room give and take is a great symbol for how the rest of the show will go.

9 "I Just Don’t Think At This Age, I&rsquo🌺;m Meant To Live An Uncomfortable Life🐈. I Don’t Have The Will." - Victoria Ratliff

Season 3, Episode 6

Lorazepam popping Victoria feels stressed out by ma🍒ny things in season three. Her husband acts distant and aloof, unable to talk about his work stress, and her daughter wants to move to Thailand to study Buddhism. She says about her daughter, "Maybe Jesus will save her from those Buddhists."

Victoria is a truly memorable character, and this quote hits on a different, very privileged way of living life. She genuinely means that if they didn't have all of their money and r🌠esources she may not be able to go on, and it speaks to the level of wealth and almost delusion 🔴about life many of these guests feel.

8 "Look, Obviously, Imperialism Was Bad. Shouldn’t Kill People, Steal Their Land, And Thܫen Make Them Dance. Everybody Knows That. But It’s Human😼ity. Welcome To History. Welcome To America." - Mark Mossbacher

Season 1, Episode 5

Sometimes these characters do have moments where we empathize with them and think, wow, rich people really do deal with many of the ജsame problems as us. However, this quote is not one of those moments. Mark Mossbacher is in fact dealing with a cancer scare, and le🌺arning new information about his father in this season. However, his character has a tendency to make many things about himself.

When a conversation surrounding America's history comes up, Mark's response is rather predictable. He had a chance 🅷to talk about how people can learn from mistakes, or how all we can do is try to be better, but instead, he chose a tired expression of basically, well, that's just how it is. It's very symbolic of many of the characters' outlꦚooks on life.

7 "We’re Living In The Best Time In The History Of The World, On The Best F---ing Planet. Iꩵf You Can’෴t Be Satisfied Living Now, Here, You’re Never Gonna Be Satisfied." - Jack

Season 2, Episode 6

Jack's character really helps drive the story. Hཧe symbolizes the party boy, live-in-the-moment type, and is very confident. This quote comes at a ti🌜me when Portia is getting to know Jack, and he's trying to tell her that life is a beautiful, obtainable thing.

He's trying to say if you feel stuck, go after what you want, and the grass isn't always greener. It's green right here, and althဣough his character is a balancing act of good versus bad, his quote is refreshing in a show where a lot of t🌸he characters whine and complain.

6 "I Think I Made A Mistake... I Don't Think I Want To Be A Plus One My Whole Life." - Rachel Patton

Season 1, Episode 6

Mistakes are a big part of what makes this show so great and many characters are flawed. Tanya offers to fund Belinda's business but eventually backs out. Paula gives Kai the combination of the Mossbacher's safe, eventually leading to his arrest and him physicaꦍlly assaulting Mark. Rachel decides to marry Shane (and kind of his mom, it seems) just to name a few.

Rachel's monologue here is quintessential White Lotus writing. It gives both her and Shane's voices equal weight, and it showcases how hard relat﷽ionships and decisions like marriage can be🌸. If the show is about identity and desire, this monologue and moment between Rachel and Shane fully captures it.

5 "You Know When You're Empty Inside, And You Have No Direction, You'll End Up In Some Crazy Places, Right? But You'll Still Be Lost... Get Your S--- Together Portia." - Tanya McQuoid

Season 2, Episode 6

Tanya is seen giving advice to Portia, her a🧸ssistant, probably in some way relaying some of her own struggles. It's a rare, kind of sweet moment where Tanya is acting mature and insightful.

These characters are searching for things, such as opportunities, love, or relaxation, and Portia is a great example of someone searching for what to do in her life. It's rare for some of the higher-status characters to show this level of care and guidance, so Tanya'sꦓ quote is a nice moment.

4 "If You Got🏅 Money, No Attachments, Nothing To Dꦰo. I Started Partying. It Got Wild." - Frank

Season 3, Episode 5

Monologue of the year award goes to? Frank goes 🌞into highly descriptive detail about his life in Thailand. It comes at a time when he is sober, but as he recounts his not-so-distant addictions, he toes the line between madness and a few genuine moments of sad truth.

It's a fascinating piece of dialogue and by far the longest of the show. It is nice to see a character being open to the point of being intensely awkward, because many of these characters have a hard꧑ time with self-awareness and dealing with their own ♊feelings.

3 "And The Goal Is To Create For The Guests An Overall Impression Of Vagueness That Can ✅Be Very Satisfying, Where They Get Everything They Want, But They Don’t Even Kno🍌w What They Want, Or What Day It Is, Or Where They Are, Or Who We Are, Or What The F--- Is Going On." - Armond

Season 1, Episode 1

"It’s tropical kabuki," Arꦬmond tells Lani. This place is a big show, and Armond sets the stage. Guests can feel like they've entered a new planet where their desires to relax or truly live life are fulfilled, or they can feel uncomfortable a꧙nd alone.

This quoℱte by Armond not only sets the tone for the rest of the show, but it questions what a vacation even is. He's presumably spent a large portion of his life dedicated to this work, the work of serving guests, so him saying this even questions what it means to serve someone. Whether we are guests, hosts, or someone in between in life, it's always important to keep thinking about who we really are, and what masks we may wear.

2 ꦫ "Uh....Peppa Pig?" - Valentina ♋

Season 2, Episode 2

When Tanya asks Valentina to guess who she looks like, Valentin𓆏a says Peppa Pig. Which is amazing. The line was actually improvised, and it obviously needed to make the final edit.

The characters are so specific and well written that this moment truly shines. It could easily fall f🔯lat as a slightly punchy, eye-rolling moment, but because it is set up so well, it's a hilarious line.

1 "These Gays, They’re Trying To Murder 🍃🏅Me" - Tanya McQuoid

Season 2, Episode 7

Tanya is seen seemingly going off the rails, so to say, yelling about how the gay men are plotting to kill her. ꦓIt's kind of a boy cries wolf situ🐲ation where so many things to Tanya are treated with such a high level of drama, that this instance seems kind of made up.

It doesn't help that the man she is speaking to doesn't speak much English, but this quote is iconic. It's made its way on🍸to clothing, memes, and even remixes. It speaks to how funny this show is, and how over-th🐬e-top, yet grounded these characters are.