Did you know that The House Of The Dead series has a keyboard-typing spin-off? And it's not a fan-made game either. This is all Sega, baby! In fact, the Tying Of The Dead series has multiple entries, including 2013's Related: Scariest Enemies From The House Of🅰 The Dead RemakeWhen I covered The House Of The Dead Remake for Switch a few weeks ago, I had the vaguest idea that TOTD existed. However, once I learned more about it, I headed to Steam and bought myself this game and its various DLC. Little did I know that my fingers would type the most bizarre and raunchy phrases of my lifetime. Don't believe me? Well, I got fifty of them.

50 Let's Stay Together Forever 𓂃

Varla shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Lets Stay Together Forever," inside an abandoned slaughterhouse in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

I find something hilarious about a skinless zombie professing their love for you. Like, "Sure, No-Epidermis Ed, I feel the same way!"

49 ⛦ 🔯 Finish Him

Agent G shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Finish Him," on the roof of a decimated hospital in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

We love a good game allusion here at TG. And a reference to Mortal Kombat in a gory zombie shooter is like a pea in a pod!

48 🐻 Daisies/You Can't Fight In Here!

Varla shoots a zombie with the phrase, "You Can't Fight In Here," in a zombie-ridden slaughterhouse in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

So, both of these phrases barreled at me simultaneously, and I could not choose which was funnier. On the one hand, you have the non-sequitur, "Daisies," in a violent gore-fest. Yet, on the other hand, you have "You can't fight in here" while you're in the middle of a fight.

I just crack up thinking of a zombie with a cup of coffee walking in saying, "Hey guys! Corporate said we can't fight in here! Come on!" Maybe it's just me, but sensible zombiesꦰ always crack me up.

47 Cornucopia Of Glory 🃏

Agent G shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Cornucopia Of Glory," near an abandoned carnival ride in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

When Frederick M Lehman, author of the famous hymnal, "The Love Of God," described his childhood, he stated:

Now imagine this man rolling in his grave, knowing his words were used in a filthy, dirty, bloody typing education tool. More like a cornucopia of gory, am I right?

46 Baby One More Time 🙈

Varla shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Baby One More Time," outside an abandoned slaughterhouse in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

It's Britney, bitch.

45 One Ugly Moth𝓀✨erf**ker

It makes sense to include such a classic. And there's no insult more familiar th❀a🌞n a good ole "motherf**ker."

44 ꧋ ____ Freak F**ker

Agent G shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Inbred Freak Fucker," at an abandoned carnival in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

For your informatio♋n, Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines it as such:

Noun: The mꦰotherf**king offspring of One Ugly Motherf**ker.

Pronunciation (IPA): ˈɪnËŒbrÉ›d frik ˈfÊŒkÉ™r

Example: This redneck from Alabama is one nutty inbred freak f**ker.

Don't tell us we never taught you anything.

43 Italian Men At𝐆 Arms

Varla shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Italian Men At Arms" in an abandoned slaughterhouse in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

As an Italian-American, I enjoyed this phrase.

42 Married To The Mob ꧅

Agent G shoots zombies with the phrase, "Married To The Mob," near a carnival ride in The Typing Of The Dead: Overkill.

Speaking of Italian-Americans, this phrase gave me a light chuckle. I also learned that Married To The Mob is a crime comedy starring Michelle Pfeiffer.

Looks like movie night is all planned out!

41 ꦇ Moldy Popౠcorn

Detective Washington shoots a zombie with the phrase, "Moldy Popcorn," inside a hospital in The Typing Of The Dead Overkill

Okay, hot take ahead! I think there are two types of moldy popcorn. Bad moldy popcorn is like popcorn growing fungus that you found on the movie theater floor. However, good moldy popcorn is popcorn drowned in movie-theater butter to the point that its texture is a soft, crunchy lump.

Just taking notes for my Married To The Mob Movie Night.