I have 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:written before about how I just 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:don't quite get Breath of the Wild, but there was one part where we were all on the same page: Prince Sidon. The sexy, slippery prince could splash me any day, and his dorsal fin is quite the delicacy. One of 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Breath of the Wild's biggest breakout characters, I was heartened to hear that he was back in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Tears of the Kingdom, and that the supporting cast played a more involved role in the story this time🐷 around. Then it transpired that he was engaged, and all of our hearts broke. But mine perhaps not for the same reason as yours.
In canon at least, Link and Sidon were never going to be anything more than friends. While there has been celebration of Link as a queer icon, one of the core building blocks is his relationship with Zelda - romantically or not, 🔯those two will always be destined for❀ each other. A hot fishman can't get in the way of that, no matter how his scarlet scales glisten in the low summer sun. But still, there was room for imagination and fantasy, for fanfiction and comics to pair Link and Sidon together. And now there is an invader to this bliss - Yona.
My first introduction to Yona came via the anguished screams of our reviewer, who had only recently been elated at Sidon's arrival in the sequel. To make matters worse, said reviewer was then disgusted at being greeted by a side quest in service of Yona - that it was necessary to unlock some nifty armour Link might wear to impress Sidon only made things worse. When the game launched, people slowly made their way through its story in disparate directions, but all roads led to the same place eventually - a deep and undying distaste for Yona.
Some were keen to celebrate Yona, happy that their friend had found love with his childhood soulmate. But mostly people were𒈔 consumed by bitter jealousy, a hatred for Yona that would not be subdued despite her kindness and measured adviꦜce for Link. For me, that jealousy spun in the other direction. Sure, Sidon is hot, but that seems to be in part due to the natural intrigue of his people. For a truly beautiful specimen, the clear answer is Yona.
Perhaps the two are suited to each other, a power couple on the level of Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello or Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom. Two straight stuntin' tens, wet all over. They do seem a solid match. But I can't help but feel sorry for Yona, who is mostly being overlooked by a fanbase keen to celebrate Sidon's happiness in which she is just a prop, or becoming a comic book villain for a much more rabid fanbase who see her as the architect of their heartbreak. She is the definition of they hate her cuz they ain't her.
Yona's design is exquisite, from the cute little fangs to the glittering green scales to the literal horny look on her face, and pairs perfectly with Sidon's suave and shirtless bravado, much as I hate to admit it. Part of the reason I think we fell so in love with Sidon originally was because Link was on a deep dry spell after his coma, the thirst overcoming him. This time around he's a man of the world and there is a much more diverse buffet to enjoy - don't turn down the fish course over jealousy.
Sidon will always be an iconic character in the Zelda universe and Yona will only ever add to his character rather than having enough stock to rival it. But if you're asking me which of the unnecessarily underdressed fish royals catch my eye, green means go every time.