Hors🍸es in the Elder Scrolls series are a very special breed of video game animals. These loyal steeds come in several shapes and sizes—from patchy brown barn horses to ghastly skeletal mares. Unlike more cowardly creatures and companions (I’m looking at you, Adoring Fan), these majestic beasts will gladly and absolutely throw themselves at an🍨y threat, even if it will cost them their lives. This, in particular, has whipped up some amount of frustration online, with many horse lovers asking for advice on how to prevent their faithful steeds from kamikazing their way into ill-advised battles with giants and dragons.
That said, Bethesda has once considered cutting these♑ lovely quadrupeds altogether, due to some initial performance and animat🥀ing issues. But the developers persevered, and our equine companions are now an indispensable part of our Elder Scrolls journey.
To celebrate their riꦛch, magnificent existence, I’m here t▨o rank all the horses in the main Elder Scrolls titles—well, just Oblivion and Skyrim for now—from best to absolute best. Don’t forget to slap some Horse Armour on them for that additional bit of pizzazz.
Paint Horse
Paint Horses are a reliable mount, and probably one of the fir🐟st few horses you’ll meet in Oblivion. They’re suitable for adventurers who are just starting out as they have a decent amount of health, or for those who are averse to speed as these gentle creatures aren’t the fastest mares around. Wild paint horses can also be found, but they can’t be ridden—only admired from far.
Bay Horse
They’re a little like Paint Horses, but speedier and with less health. They also have a beautiful, shiny coat of brown hair. One type of Bay Horses is the Imperial Legion Horses, but they belong to th🅷e Imperial Legion soldiers, and the only way to obtain them is to kill a soldier for it.
Chestnut Horse
Even spe🌺edier than Bay Horses, but also morꦅe sickly. Good for speed freaks, and they have, as their namesake suggests, chestnut-coloured hair.
White Horse
When it comes to sheer health, White Horses have an incredible amount, 🐟and can do a bit more damage as well. Riding on them alsꦛo makes you look very princely.
Black Horse
This is Black Beauty in the flesh. Extremely speedy, and good for extreme speed freaks. They are also real healthy too—even more so than Paint Horses, but less than White Horses—and they can do a bit more damage t𒆙han all the previous horses mentioned on this list. Use them on goblins.
Unicorn
Yes, unicorns do exist, but only in Oblivion. They are a powerful breed and can be mounted if you sneak up to it. Be careful not to wield any weapons when approaching them, because they will k🔯ick the hell out of you—and their legs pack a real… hmm, punch. Not only do they also have more health than Black Horses, they are also naturally resistant to magic, disease, poison and normal weapons, Plus, they look super majestic, because they have a horn on their heads.
Glitching Horse
Specifically, that has ascended towards t🐼he heavens, only to come crashing down moments later because it was too good for the Nine Divines.
Frost
Frost is a un♎ique horse in Skyrim who is known to be a little bit more aggressive than other horses, so care must be taken when travelling across more dangerous lands. For that, it deserves a higher spot in this list, because it’s clear how much it loves you; it will literally attempt to kick an Ancient Dragon in the sheens if it would ensure your survival. A good, sturdy lad with sizable health, this noble steed can be acquired by persuading a Breton, Louis Letrush, to give it up to 🐎you (or, you know, you can just kill him for it).
Shadowmere
Shadowmere is probably the most infamous horse in Elder Scrolls, given that it has made appearances in both Oblivion and Skyrim. A horse belonging to the Dark Brotherhood, Shadowmere is a popular choice of mount for many Elder Scrolls players; it’s incredibly speedy, but it also boosts a whopping amount of health in Skyrim—moderately less🦄 in Oblivion, but still more than other steeds. Shadowmere is also known for its distinctive bloodshot eyes, but make no mista☂ke; it’s not an undead horse, just a rad looking one, so it can still die in combat situations.
Arvak
Would you like to ride a spectral horse, with a mane that burns with a bright, purple flame, and white eyes glowing with unresolved vengeance? If so, Arvak the undead horse is the horse for you. Given that Arvak is already, well, dead, Arvak can be immensely useful during combat and mountain climbing escapades, since no matter what you do with him, he can always be summoned back to life. And if you’re prone to hoarding too many items (I get it, these goat cheese wheels are simply sumptuous) you can quickly conjure him up and get him to carry you to the nearest merchant✃.
Your Horse
Yes, that same one you’ve f🔜orced to climb a steep, perilous mountain, m🙈aking it cling on to a massive rock that’s nearly perpendicular to the ground, just by the sheer grip strength of its iron-clad hoofs, and who will then inevitably fall off the same mountain moments later when you dismount it. Rest in peace, buddy.
