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Starter Customization

A🅰llows J💝oker to customize and upgrade weapons at Untouchables

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Camo Customization

Unloc🃏ks weap♊on camouflage, capable of inflicting ailments as well

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Discount

Offers a permanent ꧋discount to customization prices

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Expert Customization

Unlocks more weapon upgrades

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On the House

Allo⛎ws Jo♕ker to customize and upgrade weapons free of charge

"... Who the hell are you?"

"A gun enthusiast."

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"A gun customization guru."

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"Sometimes they even reach the millions, dependin' on how I feel."

"I'm not sure I follow."

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"This sounds suspicious."

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"Just let me buy them already."

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"... Whaddya say? Not bad, huh?"

"That's a terrible deal."

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"What's your goal here?"

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"I'd rather not break the law."

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"Now what's it gonna be? You gonna take my deal or not?"

"I'll do what I can."

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"If it's not too dangerous."

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"If you want somethin', you're gonna have to work for it."

"Leave it to me."

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"As long as it's safe..."

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"So what's my first job?"

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"*cough* *cough*"

"Maybe I should call him."

(Skips prompts two and three)

"Iwai seems sick."

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"*cough* *cough*"

"That's probably the signal."

(Skips prompt three)

"Iwai seems... really sick."

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"*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*"

"Yeah, I really need to call him."

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"I guess I should call him..."

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(Masa) "The hell're you lookin' at... ?"

"Nothing in particular."

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"I was daydreaming, sorry."

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"... Sounds like there's some weird stuff goin' down."

"Who was that guy?"

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"What should I do now?"

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"How's your cold?"

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"And once you've got a bad rap like that, it's real tough to shake it."

"I know how that feels."

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"Is it seriously that hard?"

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"The same claꦫn I was in⭕... back when I was part of the yakuza."

"I always knew you were a thug."

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"Oh. I, uh... have to go."

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"Y-Yakuza!?"

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"... Hope I ain't scarin' you off with all this talk."

"Not really."

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"No, I like that stuff."

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"We made a deal, didn't we?"

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(Earnest-Looking Boy) "But..."

"Is that one of your customers?"

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"Why are you being so mean?"

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(Homeless Man) "... Who sent you here?"

"Iwai."

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"I can't tell you."

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"It's none of your business."

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"... Goddammit!"

"What was that about?"

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"So that was Tsuda?"

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"What did he mean, 'sell' him?"

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"Anyways, how'd it go today? You learn about anything good?"

"The Hong Kong mafia."

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"A 100 million yen deal."

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"Anyways, nice job. I'm gonna be able to give Tsuda a real scare thanks to the info you gave me!"

"Give it your all."

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"You two should play nice."

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"Where's my reward?"

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&qu🌳ot;But now Tsuda knows your face. And that could be a real pro🦂blem."

"I agree."

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Is that a threat?""

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"What's the issue?"

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"I still haven't managed to tell Kaoru I was in the yakuza though..."

"Why not?"

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"You shouldn't lie to your son."

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"He's just got too much power..."

"You're so kind, Iwai."

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"You're pathetic."

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"You should call the cops."

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"... You prolly don't want anythin' to do with me after that, huh?"

"That's right."

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"Don't make assumptions."

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"I'll stick around for the guns."

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"But I gotta protect that secret, no matter what. For Kaoru's sake."

"You're right."

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"Is it really all for Kaoru?"

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"Well, you got this."

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(Kaoru) "About me... weighing him 🦂down?"

"Why would he say that?"

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"No, nothing even close."

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(Kaoru) "I wonder if 🐻my♔ dad even considers me to be a part of his family..."

"He definitely does."

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"You should ask him."

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"You two look like you're havin' fun. What've you been talkin' about?"

"Our futures."

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"Girls."

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"That's a secret."

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"Ain't that right?"

"Right."

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"You should tell him, Iwai."

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"You should buy us something."

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"Looked like you and Kaoru🌊 really hit it off. Gl𒐪ad to see you two get along."

"He's my age, so it comes easier."

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"All I did was listen to him."

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"It's part of the job."

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"I mean, don't somethin' about that seem off to you?"

"Not at all."

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"Absolutely."

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"I guess he likes guns?"

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"And now he's tryin' to use me to cover up his mistake."

"That's horrible."

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"He's clever."

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"What a crafty bastard."

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"... Okay?"

"Is Tsuda seriously dangerous?"

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"Are you going alone?"

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"But considering who we're dealin' with... we can't afford to take any chances."

"Bring it on."

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"I'm worried..."

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"So what's our first move?"

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(Tsuda) "I hope dealing with all this yakuza business hasn't been too much trouble."

"It most definitely was."

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"I did it all for Iwai."

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"Actually, it's been fun."

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"Just forget all of this..."

"I will."

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"I want to help you."

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"I can't."

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"Tsuda... When did he t☂urn into such a heartless baꦅstard...?"

What's his full name?""

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"Tell me his name."

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"Hey, you think a guy can really go🌳🧸 through a drastic change that quick?"

"It's not impossible."

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"I dunno."

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"He's matured."

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"I understand kids these days have all sortsa commitments, so I get it if the answer's gotta be no..."

"I'm back, baby."

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"I guess I could consider it."

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"If you pay me well."

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"Seemed like he was on the level, but... can't be too careful."

"Understood."

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"You worry too much."

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"Now let's catch him off-guard."

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"Serves him right, huh?"

"That's great news."

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"I feel bad for him."

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"Are you sure he's still alive?"

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"That bastard Masa's abducted Kaoru!"

"Who's Masa?"

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"Will Kaoru be OK?"

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"He knew about Tsuda's failure the whole time... I bet he was just waitin' for a chance like this!"

"We should hurry."

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"Let's close up shop."

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(Masa) "Man, ain't he just a great kid?"

"What's your goal here, Masa?"

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"Cut the bullshit."

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"Kaoru..."

"Tell him the truth."

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"You need to trust your son."

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"Guess you're maturin' quicker than I even realized..."

"Kaoru is really strong-willed."

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"He gets that maturity from you."

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"He's a cool kid, huh?"

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"... The kid must've grown into a man while I wasn't looking."

"Like father, like son."

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"Gecko bonds go beyond blood."

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"Why not newts?"

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"......"

"It's up to you now, Iwai."

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"Kaoru won't lose."

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"Iwai's kind of slow."

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(Kaoru) "You willingly got involved in a yakuza dispute... Would someone normally tak൲e that big of a risk?🔜"

"I couldn't leave him."

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"It was for the special menu."

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"I can't be the only one who was saved by his change of heart. Wonder who else knows..."

"It's a coincidence."

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"Should we close up?"

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"What if you're right?"

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"Yeah, this'll do. Thanks for tellin' me about it."

"What're you going to do?"

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"I want my reward."

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"You gonna have a picnic here?"

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"Barely understood what they were sayin', though. I better educate myself before I bring Kaoru here."

"Want me to teach you?"

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"Don't be a show off."

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Can you do that?""

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