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"Incredibly F***ed Up Nintendo": Mario Kart World Technically Features Cannibalism

By 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Joshua Robertson

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Mario Kart World's new adorable cow character is harboring a deep dark secret - it's actually a cannibal.
While playing as a cow, you can grab a burger from a Yoshi restaurant, and the cow will neck it with no problem whatsoever.
It's possible Yoshi could have set up a chain of vegan fast-food restaurants, but I'll be staying well clear of that cow until the allegations are cleared.

Mario is a family-friendly franchise, and 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Mario Kart World is no exception. It's specifically designed to cater to every age range, letting you zip around tracks with your favorite Mario characters (168澳洲幸运5开奖网:though ma🥂ybe not if you're a Diddy Kong fan), even though it will probably destroy a 🌳friendship or two along the way. ꦉThat doesn't mean the game doesn't have a dark side.

Thanks to Mario Kart World's new 24-person races, the roster for the game had to be expanded qui꧟te a bit to make sure there's a nice diverse set ﷽of characters to play as. That's how we now have , but it turns out letting people play as animals has thrown up moral problems.

Mario Kart World Lets You Engage In Cannibalism

Rosalina, Peach, and Daisy in Mario Kart World

In various tracks in Mario Kart World, you can grab bags of food from Yoshi's restaurant, which you can consume to unlock costumes or get a little speed boost. The Dash Food in these bags is themed around the tra🤡ck or part of the world you're in, and in the highway area, you'll be able to grab a cheeseburger.

Mario and Luigi butting each other in Mario Kart World.

Mario Kart World Has Left Out A Lot Of Beloved Characters, But One Is Going To St🃏ing More Than The Rest

Don't even expect a cameo appearance.

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That's pretty standard stuff if you're playing as one of Mario Kart World's many human ൲characters, , it's "incredibly f***ed 🐷up" if you happen to be playing the cow character. You can even see in their clip that the cow eats the burger with no hesitation, suggesting this isn't the cow's first offense.

Now, it's possible that this could be some kind of Impossible Burger, and that Yoshi has set up a chain of vegan fast-food rest🍬aurants, but giv꧑en that the guy is a dinosaur, I think it's highly unlikely. I also think it's still messed up that you would eat something that is designed to taste like your own species, so the vegan excuse ain't cutting it. We have a cannibal cow on our hands.

Then again, this isn't exactly the first time a Mario character has committed cannibalism for the sake of some increased power. Toad and Toadette were devouring mushroom powerꦚ-ups years before Mario Kart World came along, but maybe they can invite the cow to their Friday night dinners now.