You already read the headlines, so you’ve got your thesis right there: I’m going to need you to play . Drop everything. I don’t care what you’re playing - if it’s not UFO 50, you’re doing it wrong. In fact, all a🧔nyone on this website 𒈔should be doing is talking about UFO 50. The fact that s🍸ome people aren’t? Well, I don’t want to be critical of anyone, but they know who they are. Yes, there are other games out there - good ones, too! - but UFO 50 is the only thing you should be thinking about right no🐼w or ever again. And until you do - yes, you - I’m going to make it my personal mission in life to destroy everything you love.
UFO 50 Review - An Essential Collection F⛦or Every Ga♈mer, Not Just UFO Soft Fans
൩Quite possibly the most bang for your buck you’ll ever get in a game.
If you don’t know what UFO꧟ 50 is, god forgive you. You’re a babe lost in the woods, a sapling who doesn’t know they’ll never grow to a mighty oak. A lot of mixed metaphors. Anyway, for those who refuse to see the light, in the 1980s. The games really do look and feel like old NES and Master System material. So it’s time to do something right in your life for once and buy this game. Maybe it’ll be one of the few things you don’t regret.
Play UFO 50
As many people have pointed out - although you apparently did not listen - these are comple🤪te, full games. Some take hours to beat. Platformers, point and click adventures, RPGs, fighting games - it’s all there. There is an entire strategy game about having the right people at a house party. There’s another strategy game where you play as birds who worship dinosaurs. Even the simple ones rock: Velgress is just jumping and trying not to fall - but it evokes the original Kid Icarus so well that it makes me outright angry you haven’t added this to♋ your Steam cart yet.
Are you not convinced? Why? Because you’ve got some long shooter campaign to finish? Let me spoil how it’ll go: the enemies will get increasingly difficult until you need to kill a very big enemy. And, you know what? There are games in here that can handle that. There are games in here that can handle everything. You like pinball? You like golf? Pingolf is your game. You like Bubble Bobble? You like soccer? Kick Club is right there for you. I don’t know if Bubble Bobble is the best example, but still, Kick Club is incredible. I swear to god I’m going to call your✤ workplace and file complaints if you don’t take what I’m telling you ❀seriously.
“But, Mike, the game is a Steam exclusive and I don’t have a Steam Deck or a gaming PC.” No problem🅘! You don’t need a gaming PC! Literally any PC will do. The game’s system requirements are basically ‘has Windows installed’. You know when the minimum GPU is listed as ‘Intel HD Graphics’ that you’re going to be fine. If you’ve bought a PC in the last, I dunno, ten years, it’ll probably run this game. You got a crappy IBM notebook at work? Get admin privileges, because this will run perfectly. There’s really no excuse for you not having this game. Maybe the problem is ꧃with you?
At The Risk Of Repeating Myself, Play UFO 50
Oh, I agree that UFO 50 should come out on other platforms - namely so I can buy it on those platforms, too. I don’t care. If you’re not going to pick up🍒 the slack, one of us has to. I’m also speaking straight to Mossmouth right now: I’ll buy the crap out of thisꦿ more than once. More than twice.
Don’t b♊e a coward like the people who haven’t bought UFO 50 yet. You want some suckers with more money than common sense? Gimme a call when UFO 50 💦drops on . Then gimme another call when UFO 50 drops on . Then stop calling me because I’ve got a lot of UFO 50 to play.
On one hand, I recognize that you probably don’t want to be told what to buy. You think for yourself! Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. You probably already know what you want out of life and all its optional entertainments therein. You’ve made good choices so far and you’re going to make them again. Perhaps the fact that someone is saying, “Buy this game or I’ll come to your funeral and pretend we had an affair” makes you less 🌃likely to engage. I don’t condone it, but I understand it.
No, Seriously, Play UFO 50
On the other hand, when you’re not buying UFO 50, you’re screwing up my chances of ever getting more UFO 50. This already took them years to get out the door. And now you’re refusing to reward them or convince them to make more? It’s selfish, low value behavior. So, maybe you do need to be told what to do. Maybe it’ll help guide you down the path of ri🍌ghteousness and away from failed live-service trash and endless season passes and weird arguments over the verisimilitude of polygonal butts in games.
If you already own UFO 50 (or you bought it during this article), congratulations. You’ve taken your first steps into a paradise beyond pain and pleasure. If you haven’t bought UFO 50 yet, I want you to take a long look in the mirror. Do you recognize the face anymore? Or is it replaced with a copy, a hollow mimic of the person you once had the potential to be? Ask yourself why you started playing video games. Did you do it to have fun? Or did you do it to not have fun? Oh, it was fun? You like fun? Then s🦋top being such an idiot and get UFO 50 already, you enormous d♐ummy.
Actually, sorry I yelled at you. I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the situation. That situation being that UFO 50 is not the best selling game in the world. That should not be and I refuse to let it remain so. Listen and understand: I’m out there. I can’t be bargained with. I can’t be reas🌌oned with. I don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And I will absolutely not stop - ever - until you own UFO 50.
