Oh, man, oh man, if I love two things, it’s 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Sid Meier’s Civilization and nasty, crunchy video game ports. And, baby, the two go hand-in-hand for me. My first experience with the 4X series was the port of Civilization 2 on the original PlayStation. It wasn’t a terrible port, per se. It’s completely playable and, in fact, I usually upload it to every retro console I buy. But Civilization on the PlayStation was harder to manage and slower than it was on PC, as I’d later learn. It wasn’t the ideal way to play but at least it was *a* way to play during a time when the gulf between console and comp♔uter was far greater than it is now. And, hey, at least it was better than WarCraft 2 or Diablo on the PS1.

Nor𝄹 was that Civilization’s first wacky port of the series. There’s a version of the original game on the Super Nintendo, which probably features the worst graphics of literally any entry in the franchise - up to and including Civilization Revolution for the Nintendo DS. It does, however, add a very Japanese intro with a goddess of history reviewing your choices and giving you “gif🦹ts” of technology. Does it control well? Maybe if you’ve got the SNES mouse handy! Otherwise, you’re out of luck and using 1991’s best gamepad technology. It’s slow. It’s confusing. I love it. It’s like trying to run world history via an ATM.

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And now we’re getting Civilization 7 for the Nintendo Switch. Apparently. At the very least, it’s been announced for the Switch and I refuse to accept the inevitable truth: The game will♑ be moved to the Switch’s successor the moment that’s announced. But, for now, a man can dream that the latest version of an epic strategy game covering all of human existence will be on the Nintendo Switch. As a wise man once said, I choose to believe what they’re telling me without questioning anything at all. Civilization 7 will test the limits of my gaming PC but also run on a tablet with the power of an iPhone 8. I’m convincing myself this is real.

I’m not being a jerk here. I want this game. I own Civilization VI for the Nintendo♏ Switch and it works just fine! Well, not just fine. More like “it works.” The game runs and - I’ll tell you - the first few turns are fantastic. But once you start running a few towns and see a couple enemies around you, the wait between turns allows you to make some coffee and catch up with the news and visit your parents and go to law school. The port eschews the phrase “just another turn” by making you sit in a chair as seasons pass like that one scene in Twilight. But it works!

Why am I like this? I don’t know. As I’ve said in the past, there’s something charming about the worst version of a game - especially when that version is made in good faith. Civilization VI on the Swiꦗtch is not a cheap port. It wasn’t a money grab. Nor were the ports of Civ 1 and 2 for the S🌸NES and PS1. In fact, all three ports show teams dedicated to squeezing as much power out of a console as possible to recreate relatively complicated PC games. And that’s what I love about them! They might not be the best way to play these games, but it took love to do the math required to get them to run on old tech. It might make people mad when Mortal Kombat 1 doesn’t look good on the Switch, but it makes me want to meet literally every programmer who figured out how to do that. They are magicians.

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This might imply that I enjoy weird or surprising ports for the novelty. Which, sure, I do. But I also tend to play them more because they’re fascinating to me. It’s also less pressure when I’m not getting the full, hair-if-I-had-it blown back experience. Who cares about a quick Civ 6 game on the Switch? I put a lot of time into Civilization 6 on Nintendo’s console because it’s interesting to poke around. I’m curious about all the bells and whistle🌸s. We have the entire PC game working somewhere it absolutely should not. That’s fun and that’s nice. And, honestly🎐, the less a game belongs on a system, the more I want to see it. If you could get Indiana Jones and the Great Circle on the Switch - and it looked like a low-res early render of a ‘90s Pixar film - that’s the version I would buy first. This is who I am and this is what I want. Give me the smallest version that’s still true to what the game is. I don’t know; this is probably also why I have tiny, completely impractical board games on my desk.

I can’t wait to see how Civilization 7 runs on the Switch. I’m not saying that sarcastically or facetiously - or that, because I enjoy weird ports, I want this to be broken in some form. I don’t. Each Civilization game is - outside of some spin-offs - bigger and more complicated than the las⭕t. Firaxis announcing they’re going to put Civilization 7 on the Nintendo Switch is brave, man. They are testing God. To be fair, they don’t need to worry about a backlash - Civilization fans aren’t going to get furious like Mortal Kombat fans - but it’s still gonna be a challenge, right? It’s gonna be a bit hard to get Civ 7 on the Switch. They did a good job with Civilization 6 and XCOM 2, but you can feel the handheld melting from effort when you play them.

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But I want it. If it runs slow, good. If the world leaders can’t move their mouths, f🍨ine. I want to see what Civilization 7 looks like when it’s pushed to its absolute bare minimum. The idea of a triple-A game from 2024 running on a console we thought was underpowered in 2017 is incredible to me. There is no way that the games’ graphics on the Switch could even remotely approach the game’s graphics on a good PC. There’s no way that the wait between turns doesn’t become hours. Hell, if they pulled a Dragon Quest 11 and made the Switch version have different, simpler graphics, my soul would leave my body and go straight into Heaven. I want to know how they do it. And, more importantly, I want them to do it. Even when the Switch’s successor is announced, I want t🐭his.

Whether it’s bad or good, completely solid or unfathomably broken, I will buy Civilization 7 day one on the Nintendo Switch. I doꦺn’t care if I’m 🔯the problem; I just want to be there for the magic trick.

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