I’m a Fortnite gal. Number one victory royale, you know the drill. It stands with 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Overwatch as two of the only live-service games I bother to keep up with, but that doesn’t make them immune to criticism. In fact, I rip into them all the time for ill-timed updates and failing to keep up with the times, with Marvel Rivals poised to eat Overwatch’s lunch as it moves into a closed beta state. Fortnite, meanwhile, is in dire need of a new season t🐲oﷺ bring me back.
But instead of teasing what’s to come or bringing a John Cena variant or twenty to its store, the battle royale metaverse has instead decided to kiss up to Elon Musk. The billionaire who loves to post bad memes on Twitter, , and . I bet there’s no other reason. Turns out 🤡his Elde🌸n Ring build was the least worst thing about the guy.
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Catc💃h a ride 🎀in the Cybertruck in Fortnite tomorrow!
— Fortnite (@FortniteGame)
Sorry, this is an article🌊 about the Cybertruck in Fortnite, so let’s dive into that. Earlier this week, saw Epic Games confirm that the controversial automobile would be coming to Fortnite as a drivable vehicle, while it’s also coming to Rocket League as a sic♔kening bonus. It even went through the effort of producing a CG trailer where the Cybertruck is not only being pulled by a tank, but also the battle bus, as if it’s a heavy, formidable vehicle that surpasses all others seen in the game and not a garishly designed ego-boost for an unfunny divorced billionaire.
We’ve seen official brands in Fortnitᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚe before, so this sort of crossover is no surprise, but it feels different with Tesla, and especially this monstrosity. It wants to be superior to everything else and never the laughable joke the Cybertruck has become since its reveal. We know it didn’t sell well and is defined by obvious design flaws that anyone with an ounce of foresight could have seen coming. Not to mention it looks like a car from a PS1 game where vehicles were put together by a couple of polygons because the hardware couldn’t manage anything else. It’s what a man with more money than sense and no sense of humour would interpret as cool.
Cybertruck can be earned for free by completing a bunch of quests, and I know exactly who I’m griefing in every game I play from now on. In fact, if you come across a Cybertruck in any game mode, it is your civic duty to blow it to smithereens before doing anything else. Even if it’s your friend. Wait, especially if it’s your friend. They deserve to be humbled and punished🐓 for ever believing the Cyber🌟truck is cool.
Some people will likely jump into it as a joke, but Elon Musk and Epic Games simply won’t see it like that. They will view engagemen𓆉t as a success, and more than likely interpret it as support for something we should be standing against💧 at every opportunity.
The only way you’ll ever catch me dead in the Cybertruck in Fortnite is driving it off a cliff to never be seen again, because while it might just be an ugly car in a video game, it stands to represent the views and success of a man who voices his dangerous ideas to an impressionable audience who will come to believe he is the epitome of success. In reality, he is the opposite, and it sucks that a game I enjoy as much as Fortnite enables him without bothering to think about 🔯the consequences.
168澳洲幸运5开奖网: Fortnite
- Top Critic Avg: 84/100 Critics Rec: 94%
- Released
- September 26, 2017
- ESRB
- T for Teen - Violence
- Developer(s)
- 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Epic Games
- Publisher(s)
- 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Epic Games
- Engine
- Unreal Engine 5
Starting life as a tower defense game, Fortnite has become one of the biggest video games out there. Its battle royale mode dominates popular culture, featuring concerts by megastar musicians and crossovers with just about every brand imaginable, froꦍm Marvel to the NFL.
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