Non-British readers, let me catch you up on one of the most divisive political discourses in the UK this year. George Osborne, the former Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer (main money guy), isn't a super popular fella. Over a six-year period, he introduced huge public spending cuts, and many hold him responsible for the ongoing struggles our National Health Service (NHS) faces today. One report has even linked his austerity measures to 330,000 excess deaths, and that's not counting those lost during the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Covid pandemic. Fast forward to earlier this month, and Osborne is set to marry wife number two. Given that the wedding location was made public, someone turned up to protest, chucking some bright orange confetti over the newlyweds. The whole thing made Twitter pretty unusable for anyone who cared about British politics, as pundits insisted that whatever we think about the whole austerity deaths thing, we should feel real sorry for the Osbornes getting some paper thrown at them. So, naturally, the event is now memorialised in a 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Duke Nukem 3D mod. Related: Interview: Doom Thatch🦹er’s Techbase Creator Calls Her An “Eternal Source Of Inspiration”In the mod, created by developer Dan Douglas, y🎃ou can recreate the events of that fateful day, traumatising the couple with confetti yourself. The police are, of course, on hand to rough you up for such a disgraceful act of violence, so you'll have to whip out a gun and fight themꩲ off too.

On New Year's Eve, a walrus was spotted hanging around the Scarborough docks. This wasn’t just any old walrus, however, as he’d been given a name: Thor. Why was he named after the Norse god of thunder? We’ll get to that in a moment, but for now, just understand that Thor is estimated to be eight years old, which is basically the teenage years for a walrus. And if there’s one thing that teenage males do, it's masturbate. Thor is no exception., but on New Year's Eve, Thor decided he’d ring in the new year the best way a horny, lonely walrus could and . In full view of pretty much the whole country, and after a few people got out their cell phones, the rest of the world too. And now that you’ve heard a walrus masturbate, the name makes a lot more sense.Related: Ga🦋mes You Definitely Don't Want To Be Caught ꦕPlaying On Christmas MorningOf course, Thor the walrus having a wank on the Scarborough pier is far too iconic a moment to go undocumented in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Duke Smoochem 3D, the ambitious Duke Nukem 3D mod from Dan Douglas that’s attempting to recreate a slice of all British life. It took exactly four days fo🍨r Dan to record a sprite of Thor the masturbating walrus . Duke naturally exclaims “holy cow” upon seeing Thor performing what only comes naturally to teenage walrusses.