Summary

  • Date Everything, as the name suggests, is a daring sim that lets you date everything.
  • But it's also far more than this basic premise, with a range of different paths to take with every character you come across.
  • You should absolutely date the himbo coat hangers though, trust me.

168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Date Everything was already one of 2024’s more eye-catching game reveals. It has huge talent attached to it, marking the first game dev endeavour fo♕r seasoned game actors Ray Chase and Robbie Daymond. The pair also act in the game, but that’s hardly surprising - there are 100 datable characters, which is the game’s big, and unique, selli🌠ng point.

Well, there are 100 dateable objects that you can turn into 10🌱0 dateable characters, and in a preview session at Gamescom, I got to hit on seven of them. One of my dates was even with five guys at once. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

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The Date Everything demo opened in a house, giving me free rein to walk around and interac🐬t with items and appliances in my home. The house is full of things, and these are the titular everythings we’ll be dating. Kind of.

H💯itting a button activates the ‘Dateviator’ glasses, and with these special lenses, you’re able to choose a household object to turn into a real(?) person, opening up a dialogue screen that’s instantly familiar to anyone who’s played a dating sim. And yet from what I’ve seen so far, Date Everything is taking things much further than what I’m used to from the genre.

There's So Much More To Date Everything Than Meets The Eye

Almost every part of the gameplay loop had far more to it than I ever expected. There are far more objects - and therefore, romantic encounters - than I felt the game could pull off. Some are out in the open, like the flamboyant TV I tried my luck with, whereas othꩲers are tucked away in nooks and crannies, waiting to be wooed.

With that in mind, I feared Date Everything would go for quantity over quality. But while it’s too early to make a firm assessment on this based on the two encounters I had, I see no cause for concern at all. Both conversations were full of promise, with a range of dialogue options that would take me on three different paths with that character (friend⛦ship, romance, ene🐎mies), and even some divergent branches within those paths.

Take my favourite boyfriend(s), for example - The Hanks. Wh🎃en not trying their luck with the player, they reside in your wardrobe as coat hangers. But as soon ൲as you use the glasses on them, they turn into loveable himbos, and I already know that the other 99 characters in this game don’t stand a chance.

Listening to each of the Hanks, all voiced by Daymond himself, take it in turns to sweep me off my feet. It was the most I have laughed with a game in ages. But I was also impressed by just how seamlessly 🔯the conversation flowed, even when I had so many directions to take it in. At one point, the Hanks - who are, of course, all jocks - pause for a second to tell me about their sponsorship deal. The devs tell me this unlocks a different path later on that can be missed entirely. I can’t tell how many more there are to find in the full game, but it’s a promising sign to have🔜 discovered this in a romance option that is so hidden away, some players may never find it.

While I undoubtedly chose two of the more comedic pa🍸ramours, I’m told that this tone isn’t universaꦬl. The devs say some are more serious, telling their own self contained stories and offering deeper perspectives that the Hanks didn’t offer. But as it stands, I was incredibly happy with the lighthearted banter I got from my picks.

There is a lot that could go wrong with Date Everything. It’s a game being made by first time devs, part of an oversaturated genre, and one that runs the risk of spreading itself far too thin with its ambition, and relies on a gimmick that could become one note after 100 bars. However, I left my time with the game incredibly eager to play more, reluctantly slipping away with a face that hurt from smiling. I can’tꦯ wait to see what else this team has cooked up. But above all else, I can’t wait to see the Hanks again.

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168澳洲幸运5开奖网: Date Everything!
Dating Sim
Simulation
Comedy
Systems
Released
June 17, 2025
ESRB
▨ Mature 17+ // Sexual Themes, Use of Alc෴ohol, Strong Language
Developer(s)
🎉 Sassy Chap Games
Publisher(s)
Team17
Steam Deck Compatibility
Unknown
PC Release Date
June 17, 2025
Xbox Series X|S Release Date
June 17, 2025
PS5 Release Date
June 17, 2025

WHERE TO PLAY

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Date Everything brings an exciting new twist on the dating simulator genre. Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable!

Each dateable object will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your lovers, friends, or enemies. With an exhaustive Who's Who of voice actors keeping you company on your journey!

Features:
• 100 Datable Characters
• Fully Voice Acted
• Branching Narratives
• At Least 3 Endings Per Dateable Character
• Puns Galore!