Summary

• Bethesda games feature iconic sweetrolls, evolving from abstract origins to become a running gag in various titles.
• Sweetrolls in Fallout games have different stats and appearances, with Fallout 76's version offering the best stats.
• Sweetrolls in Elder Scrolls games vary in design and effects, with Elder Scrolls Online offering different sweetroll designs for players.

The humble sweetroll has existed in Bethesda games since its abstract origins as part of a hypothetical character-building scenario in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Elder Scrolls: Arena. Since then, this computational confection slowly evolved over time into a running gag, permeating the developer's various original titles much like its delicious icing does to your hands if you've ever tried to make a sweetroll yourself.

But these are video games, after all. It just wouldn't do to not include some level of challenge or competition into the mix. Whatever that says psychologically, it can easily also apply to sweetrolls. So of each one featured in a Bethesda game, which is the most worth getting beaten up at your birthday party?

9 𝄹 🍌 Honorable Mentions

The Most Delectable Food Art Outside Of A Ghibli Movie

Some less official versions also deserve a seat at the table. For one, the Sweet Roll from card-based game The Elder Scrolls: Legends tangentially counts since it comes from a game not developed by Bethesda, but it's worth mentioning because, honestly, just look at that gooey boy.

Another sticky hopeful (separate from the main game) comes from the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Fallout 4 Creation Club content Coffee and Donuts Workshop Pack, which allows you to cook up a Skyrim-style sweetroll in the wasteland. It even plays a bit of the Skyrim theme when you pick it up, as more foods should do if we're being honest.

8 Fallout 3

Giving This To Butch Almost Seems Like More Of A Punishment Than Punching Him

You get this sweetroll as a present from Old Lady Palmer on your 10th birthday party in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Fallout 3's prologue, and her culinary training clearly ended the day before the lesson on presentation. The Vault bully Butch immediately accosts you, attempting to take it, because "more dessert" is about as high as the stakes get at that age.

It's one of those 168澳洲幸运5开奖🐎网:Fallout💫 foods that tastes better than it looks because it charitably resembles a low-polygon floodlight bulb. But aside from apparently being deceptively delicious, it's notable for being the first depiction of the classic "a bully demands your sweetroll" scenario seen in early Bethesda games.

7 Fallout 4

Maybe It's Meant As Camouflage Against Vegetarians

While not talked up like the sweetroll from Fallout 3, Fallout 4's iteration is by all evidence a superior treat. It heals you for 20 hit points rather than the measly five in its predecessor (granted, you get the latter as a literal child), but that still doesn't excuse its apocalyptic appearance.

Look at that sad little slab; it resembles a sirloin ordered well done at Red Lobster with a generous glug of steak sauce, and even the "happy birthday" variant is just the same disaster with candles on top. Sure, you can't afford to be picky while wandering the wasteland, but have a little pride in your work, whoever is leaving these things around dusty ruins.

6 🔜 Fallout 76

Beautiful (And Only Slightly Irradiated) On The Inside

Despite being visually identical to the depression patty from Fallout 4, the sweet roll (yes, the games refuse to commit to either one word or two) in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Fallout 76 edges out its identical twin through indisputably better st♏ats. A quality dessert should boost more than just your b𝔍lood sugar.

Fallout 4's sweetroll restores 20 hit points while adding 4 rads. But 76 blows it out of the water with 90 HP, 300 AP, only 2 rads, and a bonus 3-point boost to your charisma. For once, apparently, you feel better about yourself after eating a giant mass of sugary carbs.

5 The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion ꦺ

Do You Think You Could Cook One In The Planes Of Oblivion?

Finally, a dessert that resembles a dessert. The sweetrolls in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion are clearly meant to look like a muffin or unfrosted cupcake of sorts, and it helps with the immersion knoꦬwing this sought-after treat is vaguely roll-shaped.

Not only does their design evoke a sort of a Yorkshire pudding vibe, but they also contain several effects you can use for potions just as all food items in Oblivion do. Sweetrolls offer to Restore Fatigue, Resist Disease, Fortify Health, and bizarrely, Damage Personality, so apparently they 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:make you a bit of a jerk, but a healthy jerk.

4 The Elder Scrolls♒ Online

If You Eat With A Bad Internet Connection, Are There Fewer Calories?

Not technically Bethesda-developed, but they published it, so good enough. 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Elder Scrolls Online features several frankly delicious-looking sweetroll desiꦓgns, as well as a few you can purchase or create just for decoration, wh♎ich may as well be a form of torture.

The sweetroll in-game model has that nice ring look with the icing cascading down its sides, but its inventory icon oddly loo🐼ks more like a cinnamon roll b꧃aked in a muffin tin. But aside from that, a log-in reward from April 2024 offered a full platter of the treats as a memento you could use to interact with other players.

3 The🎉 Elder Scrolls: Blades

Streamlining The Process From Grimy Dungeon Floor To Mouth

Mobile free-to-play game 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Elder Scrolls: Blades is a more compact look into the world of Tamriel with a heavier focus🐓 on combat than the exploration driving the mainline titles. But of course, it also has sweetrolls.

The food in Blades is simplified like the gameplay, serving as little more than a health pickup. Naturally, that includes the sweetrolls, which largely resemble the more well-known design if a bit rough around the edges given the game's platform. Still, a valiant effort, and worth as much of a munch as any other foodstuffs you might find next to a corpse.

2 Starfield

Of Course Sweet Rolls Got To Space Before You Did

Yes, even Bethesda's first foray into the great unknown has sweet rolls. Starfield may be about humanity reaching beyond what everyone thought possible. But if your utopian future doesn't include sugary baked goods, then what's the point?

Sweet Rolls in are surprisingly hard to find, with some players only stumbling upon them in unlikely places like the Red Mile. But even despite the steril𓂃e-looking box, you know you immediately want to chow down on those bad boys.

1 The Elder Sc💖rolls 5: Skyrim ꦦ

Skyrim's Most Common Crimes Are Murder And Sweetroll Theft

There's a reason this particular sweet roll look has been the standard since 2011, and it's not because 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:those uniformed Skyrim guards think that the "let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" line is comedy gold. Even after you shout one of them through the Whiterun market, your mind has already shifted 💯to that perfect pastry.

Despite restoring 5 health, Skyrim's sweet roll looks like it should cement you to the ground in an eternal food coma with its indulgent presentation complete with no shortage of icing draped over top. Maybe it's good that they're apparently always getting stolen, because any Dragonborn munching on a surplus of these would find herself doubling over with the most worth-it stomach cramps halfway to Solitude.