The developers behind 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth knew what a good thing they had with Queen's Blood, the RPG's competitive card minigame. You can tell by the way they've absolutely flooded the game's world with competitors, and even put a tournament smackdab in the middle of the main quest.

Lots of Queen's Blood means lots of Queen's Blood players. In our world, of course, but also in the game. Queen's Blood is a diegetic part of the Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's world, not hidden in an arcade cabinet or a menu. Each time you play, you're walking up to a Queen's Blood board and challenging the person on the other side, which means 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Square Enix needed a bunch of NPCs to be those people.

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There's No Rule That Says A Dog Can't Play Queen's Blood

And sometimes, they aren't even people. When I was playing this morning, a dog challenged me to a round of Queen's Blood.

I wasn't sure what to expect when, after a few minutes searching North Corel for an opponent, I did a double take when I spied the Queen's Blood board with a dog sitting behind it. The boy accompanying the dog explained that Rolf had actually learned to play Queen's Blood and had gotten pretty good at it.

I wasn't going to turn down a challenge from a dog — that would be embarrassing — but I entered the arena with a bit of trepidation. What if the dog is really good? What if the dog beats me? What if I screwed the pooch and my party had to see me walk away from the table with my tail between my legs?

I didn't need to worry. I wiped the floor with the mutt.

It would have been weird if a normal dog had been able to beat me at Queen's Blood when I had already defeated hyper-intelligent "lab rat dog" Red XIII several chapters earlier during the tournament.

A Very Mediocre Mutt

Even with a victory under my belt, I left the encounter feeling a little weird. There was no real gag to the match, and that lack of a clear angle threw me off. If the dog had been really good, that would have been funny in one way, and if the dog had just sat there and didn't play any cards, that would have been funny in another way. The dog being just okay at Queen's Blood felt wrong.

This non-gag gag calls to mind Revelation 3:15-16, which I will now quote to Square Enix with the fervor of a Southern Baptist preacher at a tent revival. "I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm — neither hot nor cold — I am about to spit you out of my mouth." Come back when you have a genius dog or a moron dog to show me! I don't want to play with your regular dog! Where is the fun in that?!

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